||[Sep. 28th, 2004|05:13 pm]
Here it is
A long awaited, full entry
so what's been going on, I donno
I've been up to this n' that, goin to work, goin to clubs, smokin ganj, etc
and now some randomness...
That's my nigga Ashlee Simps--she moved away a while ago, then changed her mind the next day and came back, and now is moving away again this weekend :( It's all good though cause we're driving up to San Fran together most likely....yeaah
That is Murry, Stephanie Sag's dog, he is the best and resembles a harp seal
There's my old piece, that Evan left here and became mine, after he broke it. It originally belonged to Lisa Larosa, I miss that poon.
Sorry, but a light up pig is just SO cool
Sandra---my long lost friend from high school made a guest appearance in my life about a week ago
Even L.A can have a nice sky once in a while
And of course...ME....yes it's great, I know
The newest addition to my family, my mini bubbler...drool
great moments in the past few weeks
"Oh no, I left my karm, I mean pine, in my car"
"Hey that cat, it's the best"
"Gimme that Tot"
"Not that one, it's ug, would not wear that one"
"I would love to have a great big Hobbes on my back"
"Hey that's a nice cat"
"Look at that beautiful writing"
"Oh, this is cool tape"
"Wes' weave is beaute"
"Oh I was just thinking about Zordon"
"Why little Emily's so buck-toothed she could eat an apple through a picket fence"
||[Sep. 23rd, 2004|04:31 pm]
i just wanted to say that life is so horrible and i hate it
and i realize that i really don't know if i'm stong enough to survive it
and every moment that i breathe is another moment that i'm in pain
how's that for a cheerful lj entry?
||[Sep. 20th, 2004|05:32 pm]
SO I haven't updated in a while....I guess I am sort of over the whole live journal craze, which is kind of sad I guess, I donno.|
SO basically here's what's new....
I hate my job.
Ashlee Simps moved away.
I saw my friend Federico who I haven't seen in a few years.
Noid got his lice.
I'm losing my memory.
||[Sep. 13th, 2004|02:15 pm]
|||||I saw that on t.v||]|
Had A funny weekend...
HEY....I had a funny weekend
Why is everything a little funnier when you put the word "Hey" before it?
MY COSTCO DAY:
This truck helped us find Costco...
Andrea...a bright ray of sunshine in the back...
YES COSTCO IS FUN!
And now...everyone's least favorite part....
List of funny styff...
"Today you will be quizzed on how to skin a moose"
"Is this moose creature yielding any projectile weapons?"
"You might as well resign yourself to your meaty fate"
"Dumb like a moose Dib, dumb like a moose"
"I like T.V"
"Gnomes, capture the squirrel"
"I like you"
"You--frolicking dirt child"
"Come my filthy stink children"
"Hey, wanna make paper with me"
"It does, it smells exactly like band-aids"
"I love trabsferring, I love it"
"I love tubs"
"Do the Daphne"
I know I'm soo funny, sooo funny. Oh my God I am"
"And Alex, really good at yelling at her...don't write that down, she'll kill me...write that down with it"
"Look at the room!"
"Oh my God, I put my foot in your food"
"Look, she's poking the play dough"
WELCOME TO THE DOLL HOUSE
"Brendan, are you still going to rape me?"
"Just because he's a faggot, doesn't mean he's an asshole"
||[Sep. 9th, 2004|07:23 pm]
anyone wanna come to las vegas and audition for american idol with me this weekend?|
PLEASE CONTACT ME IF U WANNA GO
I have a 2 bed room suite booked and all this shit and everyone flaked on me but I still wanna go but not alone
So yeah.....even if ur like a complete stranger or some shit, post and lemme know
||[Sep. 2nd, 2004|12:54 pm]
|||||MADTV is on||]|
So I haven't really updated much lately, just haven't really felt like it but I have some spare time right now so I figure I'll catch up....
"Explodes on impact with giant weenies"
"Once I take care of the humans I'll begin my war against...the bees"
"Why am I so amazing?"
"Release the pig!"
"I'll lay eggs in your stomach, I mean it"
"Stand away you smell like feet"
"He still has to bless my toes"
"I like you"
"Gir quickly--ride the pig"
"Cows are my friends"
"This Power Rangers song is pretty good"
"Look at that biracial couple"
"Oh they're phenomenal"
"I love Charmed"
"Those are cute, I'd wear that"
"What are they wearing? eww"
"Caitlin, she's the best"
"Do the Daphne"
"Porc chopped--that's too funny"
"Listen, listen, 'corndog'. Is that a word?"
"That one's me, I'm so cute there, that's where I'm really cute"
"I forgot how good these were...I really did forget they're so good"
"I have to see a good beehive"
"Ninja storm sucks, dino storm was way better"
"Oh this just got good"
"Want some karm?"
"I love Charmed"
"Saw a commercial for that today on t.v"\
"Everytime I say anything, Wes writes it down"
"It smells like spinach"
"Hey ghetto slum lord"
"It's a new U2 song, it's really cool"
"Who are these ugs?"
"I want some beer"
"Ever since I was little I wanted to play the bassoon"
"And your grandmother would preach to you everyday about sex being evil"
"I braught some mun-cheese"
So yeah...work is ok, but I haven't gotten paid and I'm so broke and I can't even afford gas or a haircut.
WOO Tatyanna met degrassi, too bad she blurred out her face
||[Aug. 27th, 2004|12:57 am]
|||||The Nanny is on||]|
My Sad Day :(
THE SIMPLE LIFE
"I used to be a masseuse, 20 years ago in Korea"--N.Ritchie
"Ha ha, ha ha"--P.Hilton
"This is the best show!"
"How funny am I?"
"You Have your own tiger to keep you strong"
"I hate it, I think it's ugly! It's kinda growing on me"
"I'm not a big girl though, I packed my blankie"
"Look at that big footed friend"
LAUREN: I'm really gonna fucking miss you. Thanks for being my neighbor, I'll miss it. Don't change and don't forget everyone here at home. Here's a tribute to the great legacy you leave behind:
LAUREN: A PHOTOGRAPHIC STUDY
Lauren ready for a shower on her last day
Lauren dancing at the fetish party, pre ankle break.
Lauren and Guac, a beautiful pair, two days ago.
Lauren at the porno party, and the day we became acquainted.
LAUREN The legaacy continues
Seriously tho I'll really miss her, as well as Chloe and Mandy who are all leaving in the next few days.
1) You breaking your ancle in your bra, and then passing out in my mother's bed.
2)Eating Concesa's delicacies late into the night.
3)Finding you in my sister's closet, undressed, with a guy AND a girl.
Yeah...you rock pretty hard Lauren
I miss so much
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